— Erica Jong, American author (via pneuma)
Out of every hundred people,
those who always know better:
fifty-two.Unsure of every step:
almost all the rest.Ready to help,
if it doesn’t take long:
forty-nine.Always good,
because they cannot be otherwise:
four — well, maybe five.Able to admire without envy:
eighteen.Led to error
by…
People who design things like this should have their computers taken away.
LOL
(Source: strangeharbours)
Hey Jezebel,
Ever since you changed your layout into “We want to make sure our readers’ eyes bleed profusely until they beg for mercy and give us lots of money by clicking through the godzilla of ads that takes up 75% of our page”, I’ve had to resort to DailyMail for my trashy gossip.
The British really suck at snarky comments though. so Jezebel, fuck you for “needing a change”. WE HAD A GOOD THING!
“Never purchase bird futures based upon market speculation as to the amount of potential birds nesting in the surrounding vegetation, regardless of analyst data.
Ratings concerning the number of birds in that vegetation is subject to bias and distortion.
Moreover, historic trending data regarding birds in vegetation is not a reliable predictor of future numbers of said birds.
Instead, redeem bird options as soon as practicable to maximize the present day value and minimize lost opportunity costs.”
Roll On Over!