Hey Jezebel,

Ever since you changed your layout into “We want to make sure our readers’ eyes bleed profusely until they beg for mercy and give us lots of money by clicking through the godzilla of ads that takes up 75% of our page”, I’ve had to resort to DailyMail for my trashy gossip.

The British really suck at snarky comments though. so Jezebel, fuck you for “needing a change”. WE HAD A GOOD THING!